Roadkill Cuisine

Isn't Cuisine Food? Isn't roadkill the stuff you find at the side of the street?

yes.

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Roadkill Cuisine is preparing and eating roadkill. It's mostly humour that drives us to think such things, but a small portion of our country and a few others practice the consumption of "flat meats." These animals will be prepared in stews, casseroles, or on shish kabobs, depending on the country you're dining in.

In Canada, until recently, (plural of) moose that had been hit by cars, which was rather common, were given to the needy. Now they labeled this as hazardous to your health, but the same practice with the common motorcycle to bear collisions still occurs in the country.

You want to get some good eats? Go to the Roadkill Cafe in NT, Australia where their motto is "you kill it, we grill it!"

Time for some Breakfast!

Eardrum

The tympanic membrane, also known as the eardrum, is located in the middle ear and it's cone shaped. It's a tiny flap of skin that vibrates with the sound you hear. For high frequency, which is high pitched, noises, the flap vibrates faster and vice versa. Louder sounds make the drum move greater distances.

And What I think is cool about it:

It can actually prioritize noise. That's how you can keep a conversation over a loud vacuum cleaner, because its reflex makes it tone down the low pitched noise to make it focus on higher pitched sounds such as voices.

Irony

How things can be switched around so easily.

In a cold shower, making the water cooler because the air is too hot.

In a hot shower, making the water warmer because the air is too cold.

Oh, I figured out something I might start to blog about. Research a random topic a day and post my findings like so:

Slowth- A system in economical terms that means slow and steady growth rather than rapid growth. It also refers to a type of travel, which is actually slower, but faster.

Say WHAT?

yeah. That's right. In heavily packed urban areas, if you go slower, yet steadier, (kind of like that turtle...) you'll get to the end, in this case, work, faster.

Could this be applied to life? Eh... maybe not.

Woodchucks

Within the last two days, I have seen three chipmunks.

Coincidence?

I think not.

Blood

Giving blood. Imagine if more people realized the strength of the stuff that's in you. Just giving up two hours of your time can save a life.

Alright. Now don't give the bullshit excuse that you're squeemish or afraid of needles.

I just dare you to go to that funeral and take a look and tell me who's feeling sick now.

rhythm

I've found that it is easier to fall asleep to music. I know it's not because it bores me, but it must be because of the rhythm. Why does a steady rhythm help us sleep such as a ticking clock? Maybe we were born with a sense of beat and rhythm, unlike the few that can't keep a beat.

Still can't think of anything to actually write seriously about.

crap.

Daily

I do things daily, in usually the same order, with little variation besides after school. But then again, those are weekdays. I wake up, eat some sort of breakfast supplement, do all the normal things in the morning, then go to the ECBF, the Euro-Centric Brainwashing Facility, aka, school. After school, who knows. Most likely some homework and a snack, and everything else is by chance. But to make a traditional afterschool activity could be created. Call it blogging.

To talk about a blog in a blog is redundant.

I will shut up now.

Writer's Block

I am no blogger. I'm not a writer either. Let's say I have never written in my life, theoretically. If I never wrote, and I was about to write for the first time, and I didn't know what to write about, would I be having a writer's block?